Conversation after Joshie gets a new book that I need to review and edit before he reads it.
Joshie: “Mommy, pretend all of the bad words in it are a ‘5’. How many bad words can there be before you start whiting them out?”
Me: “It kind of depends because some bad words are much worse than others.”
Joshie (looking optimistic): “Okay, then pretend all of them are the very worst word because I don’t even know what that worst one means, so it should be okay.”